I've narrowed it down to something spandex with padding.

我已經把禮物范圍縮小到 有襯料的緊身衣這種詭異服裝了

And doing it in spandex, makes it even riskier.

要穿著緊身衣這么做 風險就更大了

$500 of spandex will not restore my dignity.

五百塊的束身褲也無法挽回我的尊嚴

We're both bad asses who look good in spandex.

我們都是穿氨綸緊身服很好看的厲害角色

Topic, people who dress up in spandex to ride their bike.

主題 穿緊身衣騎自行車的人

You'd only be feigning anonymity and breathing through spandex for no good reason.

你只是無故 裝神秘 還要隔著布料呼吸

You're gonna be the weird spandex bike guy until you're 21.

你將成為緊身褲單車怪人 一直到21歲

It mixes showbiz, patrioti*, and spandex for a trifecta of viewing pleasure.

節目包含了娛樂性 愛國主義和緊身衣 帶來了視覺上的三重享受

Well, I better get outta this spandex and put on my sparkliest sweater.

那我最好去把緊身衣脫了 換上我最閃亮的毛衣

Well, he definitely spent a solid amount of time buying spandex.

他絕對花了大把時間用來買緊身衣