It's like I was in the closet about being gay, then I was in the closet about being disabled, and now, no more closets.

就好像我之前隱瞞我是同性戀這件事 然后我又隱瞞殘疾這件事 現在 我不再隱瞞了

This is a closet. It's a special closet.

這是個雜物室 是個特別的雜物室

I have some in the closet, I have some in the closet, thank you though.

我柜子里還有幾個 我柜子里還有幾個 不過還是謝謝你

Ooh, and a closet that he can use as a closet.

還有一個櫥柜 他可以拿來當櫥柜用

You all thought he was a closet liberal when, really, he's a closet moron.

大家都以為他私下里是個自由派 而實際上他私下里是個*

Closets can be nice, I not that I know a whole lot about closets.

柜子也挺好的 我... 當然了 我對"柜子"也不怎么了解

The majority of gays in the military are closeted and will always be closeted.

軍隊里的大部分同性戀者都沒有出柜 也會一直保密下去

But I was really looking for his and his closets, not that I want to go back in the closet.

但我需要的是男男主人衣柜 并不是說我想回到出柜之前

If your closet *ells like weed, it's because I was just in your closet *oking weed.

如果你的衣櫥有大麻味 那是因為我剛剛在里面吸大麻了

In fact, I already cleaned out my closet to make room for all the stuff I'm gonna get from your closet.

實際上 我已經清空了我的衣櫥 留空間給從你衣帽間拿的東西