Whoever ratted us out is the lamest old fart of all the farts.

無論是誰供出了我們 都是糟老頭里最糟的老頭

That if either one of us ever needed to fart when we we're on the phone, we had to put the phone up to our butt and fart into the phone.

就是如果我們倆其中一個 在講電話的時候想要放屁 我們就要把電話對著* 讓屁聲傳進去

I could fart and they'll greenlight it.

就算我放個屁 他們也會給我開綠燈

It's a fear fart. I... I can't hold it.

害怕的屁 我...我忍不了了

He's having a farting contest with his nephew.

他正在和外甥進行放屁比賽

If I die because you farted, I am taking you with me.

要是我因為你放屁而掛掉 我就拉你墊背

And then I farted again when they handed me my bags.

而且他們把包遞給我的時候我又放了個屁

I mean, short of that... you're farting in the wind.

簡而言之 你這么做并沒有什么卵用

It's like farting and sneezing at the same time.

就像你要同時放屁和打噴嚏一樣

No, I don't think I could show my face in there again after that fart.

我想自從放了那個屁之后 我應該沒臉再去了