Always a beard trimmer, never a beard.

從來都是為他人作嫁衣 自己卻裸著

Wow, lots of guys with beards who can't grow beards.

好多留胡子的男人都蓄不長胡子

Hey old man's beard, there's a big beard over there.

胡須地衣 這里有個大胡子

Quick tip a beard isn't a great disguise if you already have a beard.

小貼士 如果你本來就有胡子 再貼假胡子就沒什么用了

A certain man with a beard but no hair, a certain woman with hair but no beard.

某個有胡子沒頭發男 和某個有頭發沒胡子女

It was over the phone, but it sounded like one of them had hair and no beard and the other had a beard and no hair.

通過電話訂的 但聽上去他們中一人有頭發沒胡子 另一人有胡子沒頭發

I just have a beard now because we did a focus group and people liked the beard.

我現在留胡子了 因為我們的重點群體 是那些喜歡胡子的人

Well, you're just like a fat bearded sweater that used to be skinnier and without a beard.

你就像一件大胡子毛衣 以前比較瘦 而且沒有胡子

What matters is that you can do anything you put your mind to, because in the end, my bearded lady, the beard was under you, the greatest showman.

重要的是 只要你一心想做 就無所不能 因為到最后 親愛的胡須女 胡須將被踩在馬戲之王你的腳下

Look, if you need a beard to cry on, just lean on my shoulder and you can cry into my full, thick beard.

要是你想要埋進胡子里大哭一場 就靠在我的肩膀上吧 你的淚水就能 流進我濃密的胡子里