Tiff's parents kidnapped her for the press.

蒂芙的父母為了媒體曝光度綁架了她

This little tiff between your mom and me will blow over.

我跟你媽之間的小矛盾很快就會過去

And we look like we're having a lovers' tiff, at best.

說好聽點我們看起來像是小情侶在鬧別扭

And nobody will believe it was a marital tiff, which is what it was.

誰也不會相信是小兩口鬧別扭 盡管是事實

You've had a tiff with that handsome guy at your work, and you are looking for some advice.

你和那個帥哥同事有所爭執 現在在征詢我的意見

Tiff, I told you I am very uncomfortable with your parents paying for anything.

蒂芙 我跟你說過了 讓你父母花錢買任何東西 都讓我很不自在

Tiff and I had to stop discussing y'all because we'd always end up taking sides.

小蒂就不跟我說你們的事了 因為到最后我們總會站邊

I'm not missing my fix of the bald beast just because you two have had a wee tiff.

我才不會錯過我的禿頭野獸 只因為你們倆吵了一架

We had a little bit of a lovers' tiff in the staff room and I want to make things right.

我們在辦公室發生了點情人間的小摩擦 我想補過

Tiff, I know this is the last thing you wanna hear, but the only way to save your brand and yourself is to double down on me, your hu*and.

蒂芙 我知道這是你最不想聽的 但拯救你和你品牌的唯一辦法 就是加倍支持我 你的丈夫