Bowl of fruit ?after bowl of fruit ignored.

不管我畫多少水果盤都沒用

Red bowl with brains, green bowl without.

紅碗里有大腦 綠碗里沒有

The diner food does belong in a big bowl the toilet bowl.

餐廳的食物的確適合放大盆子里 放屎盆子里

ok,lovers it's the time you've all been waiting for it's couples' bowl bowling sucks.

情侶們 你們期盼已久的時刻到啦 情人保齡之夜 保齡球真沒勁

You plus you plus a bowling ball equals two chumps and a bowling ball.

你加上你再加上一個保齡球 等于兩個笨蛋和一個保齡球

So, I'm 10 minutes away from going bowling and I don't even like bowling but, anyway, there's a knock at the door.

還有十分鐘我就要去打保齡球了 我甚至都不喜歡保齡球 但是 不管怎樣 有人敲門了

I'm actually gonna go to a bowling alley and, uh, get some beers and watch people bowl.

我要去保齡球館 喝點啤酒 看別人打保齡球

You pour yourself a delicious, fresh bowl of cereal in the morning, only to discover that moments later, all of your crunchy oats and sweet marshmallows are drowning in a bowl of multicolored sludge.

早上你給自己倒了一碗 美味新鮮的麥片 結果一會兒就發現 所有香脆的燕麥和甜蜜的棉花糖 都淹沒在一碗五顏六色的糊糊里

Try and keep all the mess in the bowl because what happens at this stage is people tend to put it on the bench and it just gets really messy, but you're going to try and collect all the ingredients, so your bowl is actually nice and clean.

盡量不要濺出碗外 因為這個步驟經常發生的情況是 人們往往會不以為然 然后搞得一團糟 要試著把所有原料都揉進去 碗應該是干凈的

Should have had them put it in a bowl for you.

應該讓他們給你用飼料碗盛的