And then president of distribution, president of marketing and president of production.

接下來是發行總監 市場總監和制作總監

The only thing worse than running for president is trying to run for president while actually being president.

唯一比競選總統更糟的 就是在總統任期內競選總統

The president... the president's job is lying.

總統...總統的工作就是說謊

We can prosecute presidents, but not the presidency.

我們能起訴總統本人 但不能動搖總統體制

Oliver's not the president, you are the real president.

奧利弗不是總統 你才是真正的總統

Then he became vice president, then president.

接著他當了副總統 然后是總統

I mean, I run for president, you run for president.

我競選主席 你也跟著競選

Whatever's asked of the president, the president will do.

不管總統接到什么要求 他都會去做的

It's easy to assassinate the president when he isn't president yet.

刺殺還不是總統的總統 就很簡單了

...and that's what my presidency would be about.

而這正是我總統任期內會做的