And I want you to know it's very reassuring knowing that you're on my side, a man like you whose ass and balls are on display for all the world to see along with his wife being *ed by her suicidal boyfriend, very reassuring.

我希望你明白 知道到你站在我這邊讓我很安心 一個像你這樣把*和* 展示給全世界看的男人 此外還讓全世界看見你的妻子 被她有自殺傾向的男友操 讓人倍感安心

Or at least it would be reassuring, if it weren't for this.

或者說本該安心 如果實情并非如下所言

Reassure her? I have homework to do.

讓她安心 我還有作業呢

I had the chance to reassure him, but I didn't.

我有機會安慰他 但我沒有

It's more so for you, for your privacy or for your reassurance.

更多是為了你 為了你的隱私 或者讓你放心

But I want to reassure you that we are very progressive here.

但請放心我們這里觀念非常進步

That makes me reassured that I have a job.

讓我感覺確實是在工作 所以很安心

It's so reassuring to have someone to talk to.

能有人談心真是太令人欣慰了

But I'm still not reassured by those numbers.

但這些數字還是沒法讓我安心

But there are only 5,000 of them, so that's reassuring.

但那里只有五千個 還挺讓人放心的