I'll be sorting the cushions out behind them.

我就開始整理他們身后的靠墊

Bones in the hand, there's no cushion.

手骨受傷 因為沒有緩沖物

I was the victim of a whoopee cushioning.

我成為了放屁坐墊的受害者

It was in my house, under a cushion by the chair.

在我家 椅子上的一個坐墊下面

All those cushions on on your 'designer sofa'.

沙發墊啊 你那張"設計師沙發"上的那些

There were a couple things under the cushions, but..

墊子下面有些東西 不過

Maybe I'll grab a pillow for a cushion.

要不我再拿個枕頭吧 當墊子用

I fashioned the squirrel pelts into a cushion.

我用松鼠的皮毛做了個漂亮的抱枕

Just not on my son, the couch cushion.

就是別坐在我兒子上了 那個沙發靠墊

And I was thinking, imagine if these cushions could talk.

我在想 想象下這些墊子會說話