She's a filing cabinet with a hairdo.

她就是個榆木腦袋 但是做了頭發

I've seen it all before the hairdo, the happiness.

我之前都見過 發型 開心

So I could do all the kids' hairdos for free, you know.

我可以免費給孩子們做頭發

All the dumb bitches with their cars and their boyfriends and their apartments and their... hairdos.

那些蠢* 開著車 談著男朋友 住在公寓里 留著奇怪的頭發

I thought you'd change, but turns out, just got a new hairdo.

我還以為你變了 結果呢 只是換了個發型而已

On the news that night the president's wife got a new hairdo.

而新聞卻凈報道總統夫人當晚換了新發型

Even the hairdos aren't actually that different tousled curls or writhing snakes.

即便是發型也沒那么不一樣 亂糟糟的卷發和蛇發

She's wearing perfume, new hairdo, won't let me look over her shoulder when she's texting.

她涂香水了 換發型了 發短信時 還怕我偷看