I like vacations. I'm good at vacations.

我喜歡休假 我也很擅長休假

With technology, every vacation's a working vacation these days.

現如今電子科技這么發達 什么度假都得工作

And stop betting on whether I will actually go on vacation, because I am on vacation.

別再打賭我會不會去度假了 因為我已經在度假了

When companies offer unlimited vacations, employees take even less vacations.

如果公司給員工無限假期 員工休假反而會更少

Every time I think vacation can't get any more stupid, more vacation happens and proves me wrong.

每次我覺得假期不可能更傻了 假期就狠狠地打了我一臉

I don't need credit just an extra week's paid vacation, which is where I go on vacation, and you pay for it.

我不需要什么功勞 再給我一個帶薪休假 就是我去休假 你幫我把錢都付了就行

But we're on vacation. I'm working.

但我們在度假啊 我在工作

I wouldn't bid on any vacations if I were you.

如果我是你的話 我不會競拍度假產品

I hate to do it but it's for vacation.

我也不想這樣... 但畢竟是假期

What are you doing here? I thought you were on vacation.

你在這里干什么 我以為你去度假了