He thinks with his *,and his * isn't very bright.

他是用老二思考的,他的老二不是非常聰明

You say I am a *, and yet I am not a *.

你說我是個* 但我不是*

Today, today, today, is the luckiest, day, day, day, in my entire *, *, *, life, life, life.

今天 今天 是最走運的 一天 一天 在我整個老二 老二 生活 生活中

I'll buy you * straws, and those glasses where the nose is a *.

我會給你買雞雞吸管 還有那種鼻子那里是雞雞的眼鏡

When my * gets inducted into the * hall of fame, it's going to give an amazing acceptance speech.

但我老二進入老二名人堂時 它會做一場激動人心的獲獎感言

I am having the best * life, life, life, in the whole * world, world, world, world.

我擁有最棒的老二生活 生活 在整個老二世界 世界 世界中

And then he, uh, took his * from behind our daughter's ear and, uh, we, uh that's when we saw him with, uh, the three rings and his *.

然后他把他的雞雞 從我們女兒耳后變了出來 我們... 之后我們看到他 拿著三枚戒指和他的雞雞

If I had that *, I'd be president.

如果我有他那樣的小弟弟 我就是總統

It is when she's saying it to his *.

等她沖著他的雞雞問時就像了

I'm talking, of course, about my *.

當然 我說的是我的"大雕"