Stanford. I want you to come with me.

斯坦福 我希望你能和我一起去

Stanford. I want you to come with me.

斯坦福 我希望你能和我一起去

Stanford came knocking, I couldn't turn it down.

斯坦福大學來邀請我 我沒法拒絕

I made the early admissions cut at stanford.

我通過了斯坦福提前錄取的篩選

And I'll formally let the admissions people at stanford know about it.

而且我會正式地讓斯坦福負責錄取的人 知道這件事

Ryan arrow magna cum laude stanford.

賴安·箭 斯坦福大學成績優異

Stanford only takes, like, 10 transfers a year, and I know your ranking can't be better than mine.

斯坦福每年只接收10名左右的轉校生 而你的排名肯定在我后面

Stanford's not gonna reject you because your mom threw a bad party, and I'm not gonna throw a bad party.

斯坦福是不會因為*派對辦不好 就拒絕錄取你的 另外*派對不會辦不好的

Stanford started looking into my academic background, realized that I don't really have one, and now I'm on probation, and they've got this real teacher sitting in, watching me.

斯坦福開始調查我的學術背景 發現我并沒有任何學術背景 現在我是留校察看 他們還找了個真正的老師旁聽 看著我