They're not idiots, but they're idiot adjacent.

他們不是蠢貨 但也差不多了

Well, if I'm an idiot, and you're marrying an idiot, then logically that makes you the idiot.

如果我是個傻瓜 你就要嫁給一個傻瓜了 那從邏輯上講這讓你也成了傻瓜

Well, he'd be an idiot not to be, and he's definitely not an idiot.

除非他是傻瓜才不帶 而他絕不是傻瓜

They are monsters, but that would also make them idiots, and they're not idiots.

他們是禽獸不如 但這么做完全是犯傻 而且他們不傻

Cut your chance in half, you idiot. Idiot.

那機會就只有一半了 * *

Tell her I'm an idiot, don't say I'm a fat idiot.

給她說我是傻蛋 別說我是胖傻蛋

Perhaps it takes an idiot to catch an idiot.

也許我們可以用傻瓜來抓住傻瓜

So the world lets idiots lead their idiot lives.

所以世界讓二缺過二缺的生活

Why are you being an idiot? I'm not.

你為什么干這種蠢事 我沒有

Just keeps hiring more idiots to replace the other idiots.

只能一直炒掉一群傻子 再招一群傻子