It must be like being hugged by a muppet.

感覺一定就像是被一個布偶擁抱

Tell your muppets to go inside, then I'll get out.

先讓你的狗腿子進去 然后我再出來

I've kept those alive for three days, you muppet.

我幸幸苦苦讓它們活了三天 你這個*

Dog and bone, phone, you *ing muppet.

手機 機 你個傻丫頭

They'd only let her play tambourine in their little muppet band.

他們只會讓她在小小的木偶樂隊里 敲擊小鼓

I don't know what frightened me more the firing squad or that shadow muppet.

我不知道哪樣更讓我害怕 行刑隊還是那個影子木偶

That homicidal dirt muppet and I have never crossed paths before.

那個殺人泥娃娃 我和她從沒有過交集

Certainly is taking a village to raise this little muppet.

為了養這小家伙 整鎮的人都出動了

I can still feel that little muppet hand on my mouth.

我感覺她的小爪子還搭在我的嘴上

Well, for me to be involved with a woman, she's got to love babies, both human and muppet.

我對女人的標準是 她得喜歡孩子 包括人類和木偶