Artie, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to.

阿蒂 對不起 我不是故意的

My arties are clogging just looking at it.

光看著它們就讓我血管阻塞

More arty than sporty, if you know what I mean.

比起運動 更喜好文藝 你懂的

Artie, I know you're struggling. I believe in you.

我知道你在努力 我相信你

I'm just saying, we're an arty family.

我只是想說 我們是藝術世家

Artie only married her because she looks like me.

阿蒂娶她只因為她長得像我

Artie is gonna show me his purple mushroom.

阿蒂要給我看他的"擎天柱"了

Artie, wait. I'm really sorry. It was an accident.

阿蒂 等等 真抱歉 我不是故意的

Well, he doesn't write subtitles for arty films.

他肯定不是為文藝電影寫字幕的

Artie, these guys came over, they they they had drugs with they were doing drugs.

阿迪 這些人就這樣出現 他們還... 他們還帶著* 他們在嗑藥