I guess they gave up on their jockstrap tequila.

我想他們沒再開發三角拉力褲龍舌蘭了

backstrapping, jockstrapping, cokewrapping, and all that bollocks.

什么一層卷 護檔卷 什么混可卡因卷 都是扯淡

I feel like I'm wearing a cheese grater for a jockstrap.

我感覺像把干酪刨絲器當做*護身穿了

It's really fun when you're the catcher, except you're the only kid on the team that has to wear a jockstrap.

當接球手真的很好玩 但整支隊只有接球手 必須穿護襠

Oh, right, because I totally make all my decisions based off of what some roidedout jockstrap has to say.

是啊 因為我的所有決定都是 看一個肌肉發達的運動員的臉色

Basically, a medieval jockstrap made out of super scratchy sackcloth that digs into your skin and lacerates your genitals 24/7.

就是中世紀護襠 用搔人的粗麻布做的 刺入你的皮膚 24小時不間斷劃破你的生殖器