I can't sell the pudding if I can't see the pudding.

如果我看不到布丁 就賣不出布丁

She called it bread pudding, not bread and butter pudding.

她管它叫面包布丁而不是面包黃油布丁

Because we're selling sex which has absolutely nothing to do with pudding to distract people from the fact that my pudding tastes like crap.

因為我們在推銷的是性 這東西和布丁 半點關系都沒有 只是為了讓人們轉移注意力 而實際上我的布丁嘗起來像屎一樣

Up north, where I grew up, the locals love their black pudding and I do too, so I decided to incorporate it into one of my recipes and turned to the home of black pudding in search of inspiration.

在北方 我長大的地方 當地人愛吃血腸 我也是 所以我打算把血腸加入我的食譜 并前往血腸的產地 尋找靈感

But then you'd have to wait for the pudding before you saw him.

那您還得先等人用完布丁才能見到他了

And you killed him because he wouldn't give you his pudding.

你殺了他 因為他不給你他的布丁

All I want is chocolate pudding and you.

我想要的就是巧克力布丁和你

Talk about the proof in the pudding.

說起來這就像是在布丁里的證據

It's moist because it has pudding inside.

它很濕潤 因為里面有布丁

That's if you don't mind sharing a pudding with me.

如果你不介意和我一起吃布丁的話